Delighted to report that we successfully delivered the last two brand-new Mortimer Vibroll 71 rollers to the ever-practical team at South West Hire and Sales, who insisted they only wanted “something small,” then drove away with enough compaction power to flatten a minor hill and possibly office politics. The machines arrived gleaming, humming confidently, and immediately attracted admiration, mild jealousy, and one unsolicited naming competition among staff, proving once again that nothing says business growth quite like shiny rollers and a handshake that means, “we’ll probably be back for more.” Assuming nobody tries to race them on the motorway next Tuesday morning sharp.
